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Walkin' the dog kidThat's one well-trained dog but the kid needs a little work.
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Walkin' the dog kidThat's one well-trained dog but the kid needs a little work.
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Before enlightenment--chop wood, carry water.After enlightenment, chop wood
and stack it, carry water.
Tracking down where these images originated--other than an email from a Dutch cousin. The first, at least, is...
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Before enlightenment--chop wood, carry water.After enlightenment, chop wood
and stack it, carry water.
Tracking down where these images originated--other than an email from a Dutch cousin. The first, at least, is...
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Straighten Up and Fly RightThis tune is going out to the only combination railway steam locomotive engineer/commercial jet pilot that I know. You can always go back to Delivering the Mail in your bi-plane,
+Bisbo Nian, and still make enough money to afford to build banjos by hand on the side. Ray says he's "ready, willing, and able" to handle the baggage duties. Although Jackass Mail has a certain cachet, we've even come up with a new company name and a motto for your outfit:
Sow Western ~ "When pigs fly..."The Andrews Sisters "Straighten Up and fly Right"ps Thanks again for the 'package'.
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+Salah Seddik M .........................................................................................................
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Straighten Up and Fly RightThis tune is going out to the only combination railway steam locomotive engineer/commercial jet pilot that I know. You can always go back to Delivering the Mail in your bi-plane,
+Bisbo Nian, and still make enough money to afford to build banjos by hand on the side. Ray says he's "ready, willing, and able" to handle the baggage duties. Although Jackass Mail has a certain cachet, we've even come up with a new company name and a motto for your outfit:
Sow Western ~ "When pigs fly..."The Andrews Sisters "Straighten Up and fly Right"ps Thanks again for the 'package'.
gif via
+Salah Seddik M .........................................................................................................
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Dumb PhonesI use my cell for rare phone calls.
That's it. It's off when I'm not using it.
There's an app for that.
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Dumb PhonesI use my cell for rare phone calls.
That's it. It's off when I'm not using it.
There's an app for that.
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Botanical Wonders I Have KnownFairy Parasols is the common name for
Splachnum rubrum. Those aren't flowers in the photos (a bouquet for
+Rajini Rao) but the fruiting bodies of a bryophyte. The photos may actually show two species--the pale, green
Sphlachnum luteum and the pomegranate red
Splachnum rubrum. However, the former 'usually' grows on moose droppings while the latter grows only on owl pellets. Imagine that. So, it would be odd to have both species in the same microsite.
I don't miss forestry work but I do miss the plants of the boreal forest. I told the guy I subcontracted for, "I know we're supposed to be doing industrial forestry but I'm just here for the flowers." That got a laugh but it was true. I always stopped to smell the
Rosa acicularis, as well.
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Botanical Wonders I Have KnownFairy Parasols is the common name for
Splachnum rubrum. Those aren't flowers in the photos (a bouquet for
+Rajini Rao) but the fruiting bodies of a bryophyte. The photos may actually show two species--the pale, green
Sphlachnum luteum and the pomegranate red
Splachnum rubrum. However, the former 'usually' grows on moose droppings while the latter grows only on owl pellets. Imagine that. So, it would be odd to have both species in the same microsite.
I don't miss forestry work but I do miss the plants of the boreal forest. I told the guy I subcontracted for, "I know we're supposed to be doing industrial forestry but I'm just here for the flowers." That got a laugh but it was true. I always stopped to smell the
Rosa acicularis, as well.
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Beyond the HorizonBeyond the horizon, behind the sun
At the end of the rainbow, life has only begun
In the long hours of twilight underneath the stardust above
Beyond the horizon, it is easy to love
As sung by that silver-tongued devil, Bob Dylan...
http://grooveshark.com/s/Beyond+The+Horizon/4coX7h?src=5via
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Beyond the HorizonBeyond the horizon, behind the sun
At the end of the rainbow, life has only begun
In the long hours of twilight underneath the stardust above
Beyond the horizon, it is easy to love
As sung by that silver-tongued devil, Bob Dylan...
http://grooveshark.com/s/Beyond+The+Horizon/4coX7h?src=5via
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Marriage--Never a Dull MomentPicture this. My wife injured her leg yesterday and is on crutches. So, I saw her safely to bed and was heading back upstairs to watch tv when I heard a cry of distress. Back downstairs in a hurry. There was a flying squirrel in our bedroom--brought in by our cat, Emma, no doubt. Now I've got Jenny naked and on crutches, the cat galloping around the room, the squirrel clinging to the back of my wife's bedside table, and Patchy the Australian Shepherd in hot pursuit of Emma the Cat. If this ever happens to you, try following these steps. Improvise as necessary.
1 Get wife out of bedroom and close door. Add dog and repeat.
2 Chase cat out of the bedroom, through the window, and into the adjacent plant room.
3 Open the plant room door to the yard. Chase cat outside through cat door.
4 Get a flashlight and a laundry basket to catch the squirrel with as you pull the night table away from the wall.
5 When the squirrel runs under the bed and toward the open window and you think maybe it got out, check every nook and cranny in the bedroom for said squirrel, just to be safe. This includes behind all of the books, under the bed, in the bed, over the bed. Check under and behind every other piece of furniture (except for your own bedside table) using flashlight.
6 Invite your wife back into the hypothetically squirrel-free bedroom. On crutches, as you'll recall. Bring dog back in--who right away zeroes in on the squirrel clinging to the back of my night table.
7 Exit wife on crutches. Herd dog out of bedroom again and close door.
8 Pull night table away from the wall and try to catch the squirrel with a towel.
9 When that fails, shoo the squirrel in the general direction of the window using the towel.
10 You're almost home free. Squirrel now on windowsill behind the curtain.
11 Give it a poke with your finger so that it will go out the window.
12 Squirrel now in plant room. Close bedroom window to secure perimeter.
13 Now try to herd squirrel in the plantroom from hanging plant to hanging plant toward the open door. Use the branch you just broke off a datura shrub to do this. Try not to get more cactus needles in your shirt and arms than absolutely necessary.
14 Squirrel now on top of the open door. Give it a poke in the butt so that it jumps outside, runs away (like any other squirrel) and up the nearest tree. Flying squirrels don't fly--they jump and glide.
15 No sign of cat. She'll be back.
16 Promise your wife that the squirrel is now outside in the dark, uninjured, and no doubt somewhat smarter about cats due to its adventure.
17 See wife to bed for the third time. Give dog a pat on the head and praise him for finding the squirrel after wife went to bed the second time.
18 Make yourself a Tequila Sunrise. You deserve it.
EAGLES TEQUILA SUNRISEJust when you think the story is over...[see comments]
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Marriage--Never a Dull MomentPicture this. My wife injured her leg yesterday and is on crutches. So, I saw her safely to bed and was heading back upstairs to watch tv when I heard a cry of distress. Back downstairs in a hurry. There was a flying squirrel in our bedroom--brought in by our cat, Emma, no doubt. Now I've got Jenny naked and on crutches, the cat galloping around the room, the squirrel clinging to the back of my wife's bedside table, and Patchy the Australian Shepherd in hot pursuit of Emma the Cat. If this ever happens to you, try following these steps. Improvise as necessary.
1 Get wife out of bedroom and close door. Add dog and repeat.
2 Chase cat out of the bedroom, through the window, and into the adjacent plant room.
3 Open the plant room door to the yard. Chase cat outside through cat door.
4 Get a flashlight and a laundry basket to catch the squirrel with as you pull the night table away from the wall.
5 When the squirrel runs under the bed and toward the open window and you think maybe it got out, check every nook and cranny in the bedroom for said squirrel, just to be safe. This includes behind all of the books, under the bed, in the bed, over the bed. Check under and behind every other piece of furniture (except for your own bedside table) using flashlight.
6 Invite your wife back into the hypothetically squirrel-free bedroom. On crutches, as you'll recall. Bring dog back in--who right away zeroes in on the squirrel clinging to the back of my night table.
7 Exit wife on crutches. Herd dog out of bedroom again and close door.
8 Pull night table away from the wall and try to catch the squirrel with a towel.
9 When that fails, shoo the squirrel in the general direction of the window using the towel.
10 You're almost home free. Squirrel now on windowsill behind the curtain.
11 Give it a poke with your finger so that it will go out the window.
12 Squirrel now in plant room. Close bedroom window to secure perimeter.
13 Now try to herd squirrel in the plantroom from hanging plant to hanging plant toward the open door. Use the branch you just broke off a datura shrub to do this. Try not to get more cactus needles in your shirt and arms than absolutely necessary.
14 Squirrel now on top of the open door. Give it a poke in the butt so that it jumps outside, runs away (like any other squirrel) and up the nearest tree. Flying squirrels don't fly--they jump and glide.
15 No sign of cat. She'll be back.
16 Promise your wife that the squirrel is now outside in the dark, uninjured, and no doubt somewhat smarter about cats due to its adventure.
17 See wife to bed for the third time. Give dog a pat on the head and praise him for finding the squirrel after wife went to bed the second time.
18 Make yourself a Tequila Sunrise. You deserve it.
EAGLES TEQUILA SUNRISEJust when you think the story is over...[see comments]
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Botanical WondersIf I had to choose my favorite flower in the boreal forest, these delicate little orchids known as
Calypso bulbosa or Fairyslippers would jump to mind. They're quite small--usually 10-12cm in height and typically found growing in mesic to moist sites forested with spruce. Doing eco-classification of forest sites, it was always a thrill to see the first Calypsos in late spring or early summer, depending on elevation.
According to Plants of Northern British Columbia, "...this beautiful (and deliciously perfumed) little orchid, though widespread, is rapidly being exterminated due to trampling and especially picking. The corms are attached by means of delicate roots that are easily broken even by the lightest touch or tug on the stem. Hence, when the flower is picked, the plant usually dies." Over the years, I dried and pressed quite a few Calypsos because they were growing in areas about to be harvested for timber.
My plant guidebook also notes, the "...corms were peeled and eaten raw by the Lillooet and the Haida [First Nations peoples]. Haida girls ate them raw to enhance their bustline...
Calypso, the goddess daughter of Atlas, was Homer's beautiful nymph hidden in the woods and found by Ulysses when he was wrecked on the island of Ogygia. Calypso's name means concealment, apt for a flower often found in mossy, shady hideaways."
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Botanical WondersIf I had to choose my favorite flower in the boreal forest, these delicate little orchids known as
Calypso bulbosa or Fairyslippers would jump to mind. They're quite small--usually 10-12cm in height and typically found growing in mesic to moist sites forested with spruce. Doing eco-classification of forest sites, it was always a thrill to see the first Calypsos in late spring or early summer, depending on elevation.
According to Plants of Northern British Columbia, "...this beautiful (and deliciously perfumed) little orchid, though widespread, is rapidly being exterminated due to trampling and especially picking. The corms are attached by means of delicate roots that are easily broken even by the lightest touch or tug on the stem. Hence, when the flower is picked, the plant usually dies." Over the years, I dried and pressed quite a few Calypsos because they were growing in areas about to be harvested for timber.
My plant guidebook also notes, the "...corms were peeled and eaten raw by the Lillooet and the Haida [First Nations peoples]. Haida girls ate them raw to enhance their bustline...
Calypso, the goddess daughter of Atlas, was Homer's beautiful nymph hidden in the woods and found by Ulysses when he was wrecked on the island of Ogygia. Calypso's name means concealment, apt for a flower often found in mossy, shady hideaways."
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Fluke SkywalkerFrom the quote by Chinese philosopher Laozi (c 604 bc - c 531 bc) in the Tao Te Ching, chapter 64. ["The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step".] Although this is the popular form of this quotation, another translation from the original Chinese might be "The journey of a thousand miles begins beneath one's feet." Rather than emphasizing the first step, Laozi would have regarded action as something that arises naturally from stillness. Another potential phrasing would be "Even the longest journey must begin where you stand" or "A journey of a thousand miles begins at the spot under one's feet."Sometimes this quote will also attributed to Laozi's contemporary, the Chinese philosopher Confucius/Kongzi (c 551 bc - c 479 bc), founder of Confucianism.<wiki-pedalism>
photo note: waiting for helicopter--northern BC
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Fluke SkywalkerFrom the quote by Chinese philosopher Laozi (c 604 bc - c 531 bc) in the Tao Te Ching, chapter 64. ["The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step".] Although this is the popular form of this quotation, another translation from the original Chinese might be "The journey of a thousand miles begins beneath one's feet." Rather than emphasizing the first step, Laozi would have regarded action as something that arises naturally from stillness. Another potential phrasing would be "Even the longest journey must begin where you stand" or "A journey of a thousand miles begins at the spot under one's feet."Sometimes this quote will also attributed to Laozi's contemporary, the Chinese philosopher Confucius/Kongzi (c 551 bc - c 479 bc), founder of Confucianism.<wiki-pedalism>
photo note: waiting for helicopter--northern BC
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Map My CirclesNow, that's a cool Chrome extension. Thanks,
+Martin Matysiak.
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/mcfifkeppchbjlepfbepfhjpkhfalcoa.......................................................................................................
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Map My CirclesNow, that's a cool Chrome extension. Thanks,
+Martin Matysiak.
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/mcfifkeppchbjlepfbepfhjpkhfalcoa.......................................................................................................
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