I want people to read this thing and tell me if a person who wrote it was joking. I wans just answer, yes whe was joking. Or no she ment what is said.
To me it was real and rude, what about you?

This is Moscow 1994 I was ....11 years old, this is my first helium balloon, also the same day I tried my first Pepsi or Coco-cola (don't remember which they taste the same to me)
How old where you when you got those "Simple" pleasures, to me it was like winning a lottery :) I still go nuts if someone gives me balloon, but I don't like Coco-cola :)

Here you go Star Wars and Felting fans, this blog is for you
http://faymoose-art.blogspot.ca/2012/04/star-wars-lovers.html

I see it is #Duckathon , I wan;t to share my recent work inspired by a  Duck+Fox ... what do we get? A Fuck :) 

I got news late last night that I got scholarship at Quickdraw Animation, now I will be a kick ass animator :)
http://faymoose-art.blogspot.ca/2012/06/national-film-boardquickdraw-animation.html

Jabba the hut in proses. Dear geeks :) can you help me and suggest whom I should paint next ? :)

I was just sketching some stuff, Pashka was walking by, and asked : momy are you drawing yourself?"  hahah I wish I had hair like that :)

OMG this is too funny , my co-worker sowed to me and I almost peed myself :) Listen to the words :)
Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version [HQ]

Some call it a Dox , but prefer a Fuck 
If you didn't smile .. Oh ... OOOOOOO

Guess what that is :)

After having a great talk with my husband I realized one thing!!!!!
:)

i say WHAT?
Because of people like that we had to fight so hard to be together. If you don't trust your spouse make a contract. HOW DARE YOU? It makes me so mad, i know there is people who use people but not ALL. OMG i cannot belive they did it. Am i overreacting?
I just think so many people give up and maybe they have true love, I don't think it is fair. And no it wasnt easyer to get here even when we where married. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I love you CANADA but this is rude.
+Gord Birch what do you think?

Marriage Fraud -ENGLISH 1360x768.mov

My week starter awesome, how about you?

How much fun can you have with a box? :) It can be a lot of things. My favorite is a dress, I bet tomorrow everyone will be wearing box skirts :)

Eyeballing my ice cream :D muahahahha

Friendzies I need your help. Anybody knows about http://society6.com/ website? how good or bad they are? and is it worth it to put my work in there?

This is what I do fro Pashas B-day. There is some scary food that some guests won't even touch it :)

Answer to you previous post +Gord Birch 

Some of those will be sold today :)

Maybe I've told you, maybe not, I could see a post where I did :)
I'm painting a huge mural on 4 panels 4x8 feet of Canadian Rock Stars. This is a biggest project ever for me, I'm really excited. I primed panels, now I have to start mapping on where to put faces and then i'm off to adventure :)

I'm painting it for a friend who runs "Rock Guitar Shelter" http://rockguitarshelter.com/
J.R. fleet runs it, he gets a lot of donations of musical instruments and then he fixes them and gives away to kids and gives them free lessons. So if you would like to help with a great cause you can donate on his site above.
So here is a rough sketch. Let me know what you think :)
Thanks

So who wanted to see my "Pin Up"????
It didn't turn as good as I have hoped but it is my first time and I usually shoot for the starts :)
So I say it was success :) Also when we there checking put gallery I hear very loud lady who was saying that it was her favourite piece in whole gallery, made me feel so great :)

Is it weird to put spinach dip on the pizza?

I've tried to do this for as long as I remember myself, I was shaking the egg and jumping, but it never worked. Now my dream came true and I will try this really soon :)

Keep dreaming my friends :)

How to Scramble Hard Boiled Eggs Inside Their Shell

+Gord Birch and Pashka was driving me to work, and we where talking about our car and how soon we won't have warranty, so I joked and said maybe it is time for a new car. When we got to my work and I went to kiss Pashka he said: Mom lets buy a new car?!
I said, no honey as we don't have enough money, so my little monkey says: Ill help you to make money we can all work: I will draw, you mommy will paint, and daddy will take pictures, then we will sell it and get a new car :)

Made me smile so huge.
Little guy but already tries to help. 
Maybe we should make a small gallery show to show all our work :) Birch Art :)

Sketching furniture for my animation that is due in April :)

Birches are happy. Pashka goes for a sleepover at his sisters and we get date night :-)

Help me to chose who should go next to my ETSY account ? Also if you want one let me know, custom orders welcome :)
Thanksy :)

Just new animals. Thinking of selling prints :)

I think this is most beautiful dance that I have seen . WOW If they will be in Calgary I'm totaly going , hey +Gord Birch ? :)

Snow is fun when you are a kid

In Movember a lot of men and even some women grow a moustache and even my little creatures agreed to get hairier for a good cause :)

In honour of the Movember push for raising awareness for prostate Cancer, for every Moustached creature I sell this month, 10% of the proceeds will go to this charity.

Custom Orders "More than welcome"
Please share and spread the word around :)
Thanks

So this is what happened today when I was paying attention to Pashkas words "Lets decorate the tree"
I was cooking and didn't really heard him that well. When I saw it, it totally cracked me up . WOW  I love that boy. Who cares that we don't have decorations we can use garbage :) my Russian boy

proud mama 

WHAT THE F@$%K? I'm So pissed. I'm MAD , ANGRY and i'm swearing in both Russian and English.
PIZDEC NAFIK <---- that was Russian

Why am I mad you ask? Well my dear friends I got this comment (picture below) to my post, and guess what?! It is Fuck@$%ing telemarketers , they found new hole, Assholes.

You wont see me mad very often , but when I'm mad I'm - pissed :)
Check out this BS

So first I wanted to block this person, but now I want something better I want punish it! who is with me?
Or am I mad for no reason?

Sharing with you my happy days :)

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I stole it from +Kimberly Chapman I couldn't resist :)

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Now that's fucking hot...

Happy New Year everyone from Birch Family :)

Preparing for Comics Convention. Adventure Time has great characters :-)

Guess what is my favorite color is?

I made those for my gallery, you can find them there on Monday :D

Custom Nesting Dolls are welcome (Matryoshkas)  What other creatures you would like to see?
www.faymoose-art.com

Colour salad. Market collective , come and check it out

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I say YAY. Canada please do it too :D

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Iceland's economy recovered from the financial crisis better than most because the government bailed out the people and jailed the bank criminals.

SHARE if America should try the Iceland solution.

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2012/08/top-economists-iceland-did-it-right-everyone-else-is-doing-it-wrong.html

Mama always said "Do NOT play with your food"
Sorry Mama you are wrong :) I will play with my food for ever :D

+Gord Birch love you and miss you

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Stole this from my radio stations inferior fb page

Maybe you can help me people of Google :)
I Have a long trip to take home with my almost 4 year old son, so I have couple of questions:
Do you let your kids play games on your phone or tablets?
What game your kids play? I have some but it usually takes him 3 minutes and he is bored. 
Any other helpful tips are welcome. We will be flying 9 hours then 5 or more hours in airport and 2.5 again.

Thanks a lot

http://www.radiantlite.com/2010/12/fun-gifts-for-photographers-2010.html

I want those mugs :)

just got news that all of my paintings got sold at "Calgary Zoo" , now they want more :) huge smile on my my face :D
Bacement here I come :)

Oink :)

It is that kind of day, no saying it is bad or good, just need some of this. Guess what it is, NO it is not Root Beer or Ice Tea :)

I saw a lot of questions lately and I thought to ask one too :)
What do you do when you have a problem, not a silly one like a broken nail or a pimple, but something important and maybe personal?! Do you go to your friends and unleash the sadness?! Go to your parents?! Sit quiet and wait till it pass or you figure it out on your own? Or tell a stranger on the bus or in the internet, feel better that they won't judge and even if they will you will never see them again? :) Another one... tell a story like it is someone you know (but it is your story in real life) :) 

Here are just a few custom orders I made for Christmas. It is late for Christmas now , but you can custom order anything and any time :) Next big thing will be Valentines day ♥

#Needlefelting #wool #art

Was bored with my pasta tonight. So we made Pasta sushi and it was awesome :) Pashka loved it.

I promise I deliver :)
Here is link to Global news and our Rock Mural :) Gord said that he noticed my accent there, and when I was listening to myself I herd it too, because I usually don't notice it so much hahahha :) I was nervous :)

Enjoy the Rock of Art, and Art f the Rock


http://www.globaltvcalgary.com/video/rock+mural/video.html?v=2209369866&p=1&s=dd#video

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Please!!!!!

Caption This :)

Guess if we bought it for Gord or not ;)

Looks like it is end if the day :)

Hey Santa remember I wrote to you yesterday and asked for Carder, well I would also want to get one of those http://creativereview.co.uk/cr-blog/2011/november/bergs-little-printer :)
my list is getting bigger I'm glad righting it out :)

Those little minions when to a very special couple. They have whole shelf with my work and so far they are my biggest fans :) It was hard to sell them I might make some for myself :)

Almost done i hope. Just highlights

Am I right or am I right that +Christine Glew has a birthday today? If I'm right than  Happy Birthday from me and all my needle felted hang :)

Ok after a long fight with my farted brain I did it :)
Here is first design. TADAAAAM
http://society6.com/FayMooseArt

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Now this is hilarious as any cat owner will agree - this is just what they are like!

#caturday (with a difference)

It was a great day when we Baptiste Pashka in Russian Orthodox. My parents where really happy , they waited for it so long.  

oh boy oh boy it will be so much fun. 

Really liked this picture and asked my wonderfull husband for help :) Thanks a lot honey +Gord Birch  aka +Moon Wind Photography 

Bacon cookie

Screw needle felting and play with me mama :D

Shark from "Jaws" on sale :) Now only $75 :)

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oh no my computer is slow, maybe that is how it all starts :)

just a beginning of new project. I need to felt but I want to paint more :)

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22 rules :)

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Flowers I've got for being awesome :) hahaha

I was felting all day so, my hand started to hurt, so I went to look if we have a cast or something, and look what I found.
This picture is my favourite, look at how they look at each other? Pure LOVE.
This is my parents.
It is a very long but sweet story.If you have time ....
This is the first day when my dad saw me and this little bundle of joy - me :), in USSR there was the funny laws. For example : My Mom stayed for 2 weeks in the hospital and she wasn't allowed to see my dad, and my dad wasn't aloud to see me. Personally I think it is great that they took such a long care of my Mom , but not sure my Dad loved it :)
Mom was telling me story , that after I was born dad was standing under her window and yelling for her , when she looked down he asked her to open window, she was on the second floor . After window was opened he threw huge bucket of Gladiolas , but she wasn't allowed any flowers in her room. So Mom threw them back, Dad was upset and threw them back at her, it was hard but she give them back. So my Dad just threw them on the pavement and started to jump on them. Said if you can't have them, nobody will.
After that picture was taken they didn't had anywhere to go and for about 3 month of my life we where homeless but I never knew about it, my Mom and Dad never showed me that it was tough for them. I grew up a very happy person and I just wish that Pashka will grow up a happy, kind person too.
I love my parents so much ♥♥♥
Reminder to myself : be nicer to them :)

In the middle of new project, I need your help :) Would you like to see those in 3D in felt? I think to make a show with weird animals and felt them? interesting? Boring?

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A slightly more accurate version of Dove's Positive Body Image campaign

#beautiful #bodyimage #loveyourselfnaked

If my world was in colour :)

So my Googlians I want To say HAPPY NEW YEAR , I'm  finally in it :) I wish everybody to get a taste of good life and never let i go. Let us be happy and smile not only when someone tickles you, but just because it is a new day :) 

Love you ♥

Having fun

I'm ready. Are you? Kensington 10 st and 3 Ave NW. Old ant hill building.

I figured out Illustrator a little bit more, now I don't want to seep or eat or anything. I just want to keep drawing :)

They all will be part of my project.

One of happiest moments at ComiCon

Sharing this potato but with a reason. When I was small we had a game "Hot potato" we had a ball and pretended it was hot potato , we had like 2 seconds to throw it to other person, not sure what was the rules, but it was fun

Catch it but be careful it it HOT :D

House of my dreams :) One day ill have you :)

+Gord Birch lets do it :)

http://www.scribd.com/doc/5504156/How-to-build-your-own-underground-home-construction-plans-energy-efficient-save-money-secur

I have a weiner under me table :D

Good morning :)

Meo

Woke up too early, sitting looking at pictures and this one is one of my favorites :)
That’s me and my best friends( about 6 years ago) , and she is coming from Holland today, and I can't wait to see her. AAAAAA
I didn’t saw her in almost 5 years , and we have only a week to catch up , but I bet this is going to be the best week
LALALLALALLALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALALALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
P.S : second picure - this how I see us when we are together :) just bright crazy ladies :)

I think I found my style :D

Saw it on FB and really enjoyed it :) Lets make friends!

Take a Seat - Make a Friend?

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Candle burning for 144 hours

Used to do something similar to +Gord Birch 
hint hint :P

I'm on a diet :)

This one is new I forgot how I love to play with pictures, so today b4 work I poked my brain a little :)

Thanks to +Paulissa Kipp who reminded me about one of my illustrations :)
While I was fixing it I made up a little slogan :
Spread it alone,
With some friends,
Or at work.
Spread it even on BBQ pork !

Prints, t-shirts phone and laptop cover available in this style :)
http://society6.com/FayMooseArt/Spread-the-Sunshine_T-shirt

sale today 10 - 6

I don't remember laughing harder and out loud after seeing funny stuff on internet. I usually giggle in my head, but now I know how it feels to LOL <--- and I really dislike that word :) But I'm LOLing for 30 minutes and can't stop :)

I stole it from FB

glasses or no glasses ?