How to lose friends on Google Plus
: In a lighter vein, I thought about ways one can reduce their follower count. Some of you are already doing this. Others can learn from their experience.
Since no one has ever done this before, this is a unique opportunity to go one up on others!
1. Make sure you tick "Also send email to ___
circle and notify people. That will help people know you better and probably uncircle you.
2. Send zillions of community invites to everyone you can. Make sure you send it multiple times to the same people.
3. Sell people insurance, some android app or gaming software. They will love you for it and then block and maybe report you too!
4. Troll people by arguing with others on their thread. Make it personal and get into flame wars.
5. Make sure you have a sense of entitlement about everything and expect people to listen to you. If they don't, ask them to uncircle you, it helps reduce your circle count!
6. Go off topic and take it to the next level by being petulant and irascible about things. Also make sure you don't really engage, that may be detrimental to losing people!
7. Make a post and then don't come back to talk to people. They can talk amongst themselves if they want. If you wish to be even better, use sms language such as 'Dis iz gr8 - lk dis'. That will endear you to others and make you lose even more people! If all else fails, pick holes in people's posts and make long involved comments as to why they are wrong - without any reference. That is sure to rile up at least some people.
8. When joining a community, don't look at the rules. Just post random things and defy the moderators to ban you.
9. If by chance any of the above increases circle count for any reason, you can always make public posts asking people to uncircle you.
This is just a beginning list. For advanced users, there is so much more you can do to make sure you lose people. So much to do and so little time! #googleminus #uncircle #unplus #ungplustips #humor